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The Magical Fruit
01:47
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Woke up early to tend to my seeds,
Went into the garden to pick some beans,
Filled up my sack nice 'n' wide...
These beans, I'll devour, in due time!
Shoveling down beans as fast as I can,
No one can stop me, I'm a fucking mad man,
Feeling my bowels expand with poop...
Soon you will all experience The Magical Fruit!
The more you eat, the more you toot,
When you devour The Magical Fruit!
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2. |
Urinal Cake
00:25
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It was our bass players birthday,
We decided to bake him a cake,
But we added a special ingredient to the mix...
SURPRISE BIRTHDAY BOY, YOU JUST ATE OUR PISS!
Urinal Cake!
In your face...
Urinal Cake,
We pissed in your mouth!
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Went to the Cookout(tm) on Broad St.
That's when I realized I had to, shit and pee
Grabbed my food and sped downtown
But too late my ass began to crown
You try to hold it in!
But too late you see...
You can't run from them,
Turtle Heads & Yellow Snakes!
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4. |
Alphabets Poup
00:49
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5. |
Cum Dumpster Diving
02:01
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I dive into the dumpster, and what do I find?
A nasty fucking corpse that is filled with cum.
So what will I do? The choice makes itself.
I fill the body with more sperm cause that's the thing to do!
We grab the fellas and go to town on this dead whore
Her body's filled to the brim but we want more
Thrusting and fucking this pile of meat
Crack whores a-plenty, just what I need...
People tend to be surprised
When I go cum dumpster dive
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6. |
Donkey Show And Tell
02:13
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It was bring your ass to work day
Pony up bitch, time to earn your pay
To break the glass ceiling, you have to kiss their ass
There's no horsing around, time to gape your gash
You've heard of donkey dicks, not like this before
Spread your cheeks and lift your sack,
You're the mules' whore!
Covered in its shit, forced on all fours
To get your yearly raise, you're bleeding on the floor
Covered in its shit, forced on all fours
To get your yearly raise, you'll beg for more and more
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7. |
Puffer Fish Enema
01:38
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I look at my ass, what do I see?
A bunch of sea creatures swimming inside of me.
Living my life, how I want to be
Until a puffer fish, starts to invade (inflate) me!
My cave stabbed with spikes, poison filling me
My anus weakend, inviting a fish army
Gritting my teeth, not enjoying a bit
Now more than ever, I need to take a shit!
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9. |
Dong's Karate
02:07
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He came from the east, now lives in the west
Punching in cocks, is what he does best
Opened up a dojo on Broad St.
Now he is here to punch mens' meat
At...
Dong's Karate!
Use your fists to punch some dicks
Dong's Karate!
Karate masters don't take shit
Dong's Karate!
Punching dick into dust
Dong's Karate!
Now your dicks belong to us
Training an army of cock punching freaks
No dicks have been safe, for over a week
When chaos ensues he walks towards the sun
The training complete, his work here is done,
At...
Dong's Karate! [x2]
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10. |
The Mindful Nut
01:38
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11. |
Mahi-Mahi Masturbation
01:22
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I went down to the D.C. aquarium
They let me in, that was fucking dumb
Hurried to the exhibit that would grant me my wish
Pulled one from the water, time to fuck a fish
Fish too small
To fit my balls
In its ass
So I will pass
Mahi-Mahi Masturbation! [x4]
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12. |
Stew Of The Mule
01:39
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Stupid fucking mule
I decide to cut it up
Cut it into chunks, and I eat it all up
Give me please
Donkey meat
For I will do
Donkey stew
I crave [x3]
Donkey Stew!
Donkey meat in my mouth
Reminds me how we do it down south
So tender, so damn good
All I crave is the Stew Of The Mule
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13. |
Horsecock Hotline
01:40
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Listen up you lonely whores
For what we now have in store
You've grown bored with your own kind
But y'all'll see, in due time
Bored from years of prostitution now you're looking for a sign
But look no further, dial now too
1-900-Horsecock Hotline
Get your horsecock now!
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14. |
SWAMP NUTS
01:21
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15. |
Deep-Fried Dick
01:28
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16. |
Shit Kebab
02:15
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Well I put my shit on a stick
Put it over a fire and then I roasted it
The smell in the air got me hard
Now I can devour this Shit Kebab
You were drawn in by the smell
For hopes of meat done well
What you saw made you sick
It was my shit speared with a stick
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We go to a place
Where the jackers run amok
Inside these walls
There is no one getting fucked
Manic, depraved
Horny, insane
Don't use the sink
They have clogged all the drains
When you enter, there is no escape
Jackin' At The Jack Shack is now your fate
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Drowned in the aroma by the haunting smell of gas
Relentlessly pursued by a spectre from the inside of my ass
You will be pursued
By the smell of poop
Stupid fucking ghost
You know I hate you
All you bring with you is the smell of your poo
I'd cut you up
Then eat you up
But you're a ghost so I can't
And that just fucking sucks
Phantoms are a plague on me
When they chase I have to flee
Forced to run constantly
This shitty ghost is real smelly
Fleeing The Flatulent Phantom [x4]
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20. |
Urination Nation
01:09
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21. |
Feces Mural
01:16
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Take a dump in my hand
Paint a picture of a man
A little turd between my fingers
The smell of "paint" begins to linger...
Paint a picture with my feces
Splatter paint by Reese's Pieces
No one seems to be cool with this
When I put my shit to canvas
Paint a mural
Feces Mural
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22. |
Pinecone Penetration
00:54
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Shoved a pinecone up my ass
Just to see if it would fit
Yes it did, but holy shit
I just became nature's bitch
That's when my ass began to bleed
From the pine tree seed
I just wanted to go home
But the forest made my ass its own
Pinecone Penetration [x4]
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23. |
Poo-Poo Platter
00:53
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I ordered the pu-pu platter from Panda Express(tm)
They made it with their shit, it's what they do best
They told me to eat it all
Or else they'd karate chop me in the balls
They planned this as soon as I walked in
To be honest, I wouldn't order it again
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24. |
Fistin' Mittens
01:31
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Put my mittens on
They're quite tight
Now to find an ass for me
I know it will be very tight
Fistin' Mittens! [x2]
Up your ass!
Fistin' Mittens! [x2]
Fist real fast!
When you come home with me later tonight
You'll be in for quite a fright
When this is all over, you'll be feeling smitten
When I violate your asshole with my Fistin' Mittens
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25. |
Panic! At Gay Bar
01:08
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Driving in the desert, through waves of heat
In the search of liquor and something to eat
I spot a bar and go inside where it says all my drinks are free
That's when I notice it's full of dudes and they're all staring at me
I try to leave, but too late, they have blocked the door
I try to fight my way out but they pin me to the floor
They had put something in my drinks that made me fall asleep quick
But little did I realize that I would soon be getting the dick
I only wanted beer but had gone too far
Now I Panic! At Gay Bar
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26. |
Hickory Dickory Cock
01:17
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Suck my dick
Eat my ass
Lick my nuts
Hickory Dickory Cock
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27. |
Buttplug Is Of Beehives
01:22
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I went to the park, sat on the ground
And then from my gut came a buzzing sound
There's a bunch of bees, deep inside of me
Now they're turning me into a big pot of honey
I just want to die, I shouldn't be alive
My ass is now just a smelly beehive
I tried to use fire but the bees stole my lighter
My sphincter seals as the build the combs higher
I take them out, but more go in
My rectum becoming runny, as my bowels grow with honey
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28. |
Buttcracker's Suite
01:05
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29. |
Ass Nugget
01:43
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You saw me fill that cake with poop
If'n you wanna live, you'll eat it too
I put my shit in everything
Hot dogs, gravy, and chicken wings
Milkshakes of poo with ice-cubes of piss
You'll learn to love the taste of shit
If you don't, well that's too bad
Take a bite or end up dead
Treated to a feast of my brown meat
I've filled everything that you see
You've gotten lost into a brown fog
Quit wacking off and swallow my log
I put my shit in everything
Hot dogs, gravy, and chicken wings
Cheesesteaks, tacos, Cookout(tm) BBQ
Sheetz(tm) Quesaritos, gas station food...
Eat my shit or else you will die!
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30. |
Rise Of The Pant Antler
10:01
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My dick gets hard
And I don't know why
Maybe it was that fat granny
That I will later creampie
You will all devour my cum
There is nothing that can be done
Soon all around me will see
As they drown in my seed
Rise Of The Pant Antler [x4]
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